Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: England? What the hell?
England:…it’s just a dream.
Me:…dang, why is it always a dream…? *goes back to sleep*
England: She dreams about me…? O_o
2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Me: America? SURE 8D *super glomp* LET’S GO STUFF OUR FACES
America: OH YEAH! *epic high five*
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: Uh…Japan, I’m, um…
Japan: I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry! *dies of nosebleed and embarrassment*
Me:…at least I don’t shower with the curtain open…
4 announced he's/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Korea’s marrying Russia?! Da fuq kind of crack pairing is this?!
5 cooked you dinner?
Me: YES I LOVE CHINESE FOOD.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Aw, a sleeping Germany. *strokes hair*
Germany: Frau, what are you doing?
Me:…it’s just a dream…
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: ITALY WE’RE RELATED?!
Italy: VE SI LET’S GO EAT PASTA!
Us: *happily skipping off to eat pasta*
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Prussia, where were you peeping on Hungary this time?
Me: That’s a dangerous activity right there.
9 made fun of your friends?
Me: BITCH I’MMA KEEL YOU.
Russia: Oh? ^J^
Me: You mess with my friends, I’ll take on Russia >
Number 10 gives you their favourite food. Do you eat it?
Me: I trust France’s cooking. I like French food.
French: Merci, mon cher.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?
Me: English music?! FUCK YEAH.
England: The Beatles? The Who? Which one?
Us: WON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
America: Dude, there’s a hamburger shortage…
Prussia: HEY VHAT DID I TEACH YOU DURING YOUR PUNY REVOLUTION!? NO BEING UNAWESOME.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at your favourite restaurant. How long does
France at a restaurant? Depends on how long he can refrain from harassing people. Even if he does, he’s such a good chef, I doubt they’d care.
3 told 6 he/she started his/her period.
Me: Japan tells Germany he’s on his period? BAHAHAHAHA
Germany: Vhat kind of crack fill-in is this?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Korea slaps Russia with a fish for going out with Italy? Lolwut.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Me: CHINA I KNEW YOU WERE A GIRL.
China: SHUT UP ARU I’M NOT.
6 curses at 2 in a random language your didn't except them to speak. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do?
Germany curses at America in Polish.
Japan is taking pictures and getting ideas for a new manga.
7 got high.
Oh god, Italy’s high o_o
Italy: When the moon a-hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie, that’s amore!
Me: Oh god, why.
Italy: Dance with me, Taylor!
9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when he/she spills soda all over him/her?
Russia can’t stand England.
He disables all his magic, of course.
10 starts working at a bar.
France. OF COURSE HE DOES. I guess the restaurant didn’t work out after all.
1 comes in and tells you he's/she's pregnant from 2.
USUK FOR THE WIN //shot
Wait, England, why do you have to be pregnant? D:
1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he/she break up with you?
Me: *curls up in a ball* ENGLAND WHYYYY
England: It’s because I’m having America’s baby. So, unless you want a three-way relationship…
Me: *recovers* I CAN DO THAT.
2 is in love with 4, he/she confesses. How does 4 respond?
America’s in love with Korea? Owo
Korea: DOES THAT MEAN HIS BREASTS ARE MINE, DA-ZE?!
3 is a drug addict. What do you do?
Me: JAPAN?! NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
4 kisses 8. What's your reaction?
Korea kisses Prussia. Well. There’s the Perverted Big-Head Pairing.
6 kisses your boyfriend/girlfriend. What do you do?
LOL BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND. Don’t have one xD
But if I did.
7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him/her?
The nearest pasta restaurant or animal shelter.
8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he/she need tutoring?
Prussia? Lesson on humility.
9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?
Me: *tries to picture Russia as a cheerleader* Oh god.
Russia: I could be the one on top of the pyramid, da?
10 hates you, why?
Me: Beats me. Could be because I punch him in the gut every time he makes advances.
France: Merde, mon cher. It’s because you like my 2P! more.
Me: YES. LUC IS COOL.
1 gives you a teddy bear. Why?
Me: Because he’s apologizing for breaking up with me. And because I like bears. Thanks, England.
England: *blush* No problem.
2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?
America and Germany are fighting?
Me: *to America* So, how about das auto?
America: FUUUUUU I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING
Me: *to Germany* Volkswagons suck.
10 ignored you all the time?
Me: It’s still because I like his 2P! more.
2P!France: I’m cooler.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: I hope he’ll help me in some way-
England: Don’t worry, luv! I’m going to curse them!
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
America: I’ll be the hero, of course! *picks up rather unceremoniously* HAHAHA!
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me:…ERMAHGERD JAPAN ALL THE ANIME! *nosebleed*
Japan: *nosebleeding at nosebleed* Can we have a marathon?!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Korea would claim my breasts, claim he invented firefighters, and try and help.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: Chinaa, will you help me?
China:…only if you admit that I’m a guy, aru.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Me: WHY AM I MARRYING FRANCE?! I THOUGHT HE WAS IGNORING ME?!
Germany: I’ll help you, frau.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Italy: Don’t a-worry, sorella! Let’s go get some pasta, and it’ll all get better!
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Prussia wouldn’t calm me down.
Prussia: HEY Don’t worry about it, frau! I’m totally awesomer than any guy you’ll ever find!
Me: *redirects anger at Prussia* DAMN IT PRUSSIA *chases*
You're competing in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Russia: You will win, da? Kolkolkolkol…
Me: I’LL WIN I PROMISE.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
France: Bonjour, mon cher~
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Because he’s beautiful, he’s British, he dresses nicely, he plays music and it’s classic rock, he drinks tea, he’s worse at cooking than I am, he’s magical, and his eyebrows are thicker than mine. Basically, everything 8D
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
America has a hidden love for…
OHMYGOD AMERUS I SHIP THAT
You're dating number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: Hey, mom, dad, this is my boyfriend, the living representation of Japan.
Rest of family: nsa;fsajfsa WHY YOU DATE AN ASIAN?!
*My family is not very tolerant on one side.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Korea loves Russia? WHAT THE HELL IS IS WITH THIS CRACK PAIRING?!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
China and Germany? *poker face* Uh…doubt it.
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Me: GERMANY WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! *punches ineffectively*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Dammitstupidhairpersoncutmyhairtooshort- Oh god, is that Italy?! Why is he staring at me?! COULD IT BE I HAVE AN ITALIAN CURL?!
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Prussia, man up and cut the ego.
3 ate 7. What's your reaction?
JAPAN ATE ITALY?! WHAT THE HELL?!
4 died. How?
Korea D: From loving Russia, apparently.
5 turns invisible. What does he/she do to you?
China would stick me in a panda suit or something similar for making fun of him in his floofy dress.
6 loses memory. You have to give him/her a new memory. What do you say to him/her?
Me: Germany, you are a very nice manly man who is dating my friend, Amalia.
7 is having his/her baby today! What's her/his name?
Italy’s the one having a baby now?! What about England?
Italy’s baby is named Pasquale (heh)
8 is a pervert. He's/she's coming right at you. What do you do?
I know Prussia’s a pervert!
Me: *roundhouse kicks like a boss*
Prussia: Aw, frau-
Me: *roundhouse kicks again*
9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him/her up?
Me: *gives sunflower*
10 broke up with 9. What do you do?
Me: LE POW! *punches France* WHY YOU MAKE RUSSIA SAD?!
Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?
Germany/Russia? owo Nyet.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Korea? No, I think he’s a creeper -_-
What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?
PRUSSIA GOT FRANCE PREGNANT BAHAHAHA
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
.America and Germany? Germerica? Um…no, I don’t…maybe…
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
ROCHU OF COURSE. Who ships France and China?!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?
Italy walked in on France and America having sex?!
Italy: WAUGH MY EYES…is that what it looks like?! *never got past holding hands and gazing into eyes*
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
One April Fool’s Day, France assaulted Japan. China was enraged.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
PrUk? Fluff…I’ve seen ones of them bawling over the loss of their brothers.
I SHIP THAT.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.
Italy and France?
“I’m Sorry.” France killed HRE after all
If you wrote a Song-fic about one, what song would you choose?
“Do You Believe in Magic?” by the Loving Spoonful 8D
If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?
England, Germany, France
WARNING SUPER KINK SMUT STUFF
Oh god. Germany and France and…OHGODWHY
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
;3; A while ago, aru.
"(1) and (6) are in a happy relationship until (6) runs off with (9). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (5), then follows the wise advice of(2) and finds true love with (10). "
England and Germany are in a happy relationship until Germany runs off with Russia. England, broken-hearted, has a one night stand with Prussia, and a brief, unhappy affair with China, then follows the wise advice of America and finds true love with France.
What title would you give this fic?
”Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…”
NO. NO FRUK. NO.
I SHIP USUK. AND OPIUM. AND ASAKIKU. ANYTHING WITHOUT FRANCE.