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You were walking along a road with your best friend, Felicianno Vargas, trying very hard to be invisible. Not literally invisible of course, but invisible to your little brother and his girlfriend, who were going out on their first date.

Now, trying to keep out of sight with an Italian is hard work. Mainly because the Italian:

a) Wears bright colors

b) Makes no effort to move quietly

c) Won't shut up

d) Starts complaining after a while

To be honest, you weren't quite sure why you brought Feli of all people with you, when Kiku the ninja was obviously the best choice. However, you were too shy to mention this fact, so you stayed quiet.

You and Feli, who was chattering about pasta, followed them through a path in the woods, ignoring all the animals that seemed to cry out in response to Feli. Every once in a while, your brother would look back, coming out of his happy place whenever Feli was too loud, but you would make a little noise like "eep!" and jump behind a tree while Feli, still not quite sure what was happening, did similarly.

"_____? Do you want some pasta?" Feli asked you.

You looked back and squeaked. "F-Feli, how did you...in the woods...?"

He had a pot full of boiling pasta, and looked very happy. "______, I'm Italian! Pasta for everyone! SUPER YIPPEE!"

You stared at him, but sat down, shyly accepting the proffered meal. "Thanks," You said softly.

"No problemo!" He replied cheerfully, gulping down his own pasta rapidly.

Brother temporarily forgotten, you ate your amazing pasta and gave Feli the bowl. "Where were you carrying this?" You asked curiously.

"It's collapsible!" Feli smiled dopily and grabbed your hand. "Come on, _____! Let's catch up to them!"

You flushed at the touch of Feli's warm hand. Feli, being totally oblivious and unable to read the atmosphere, dragged you off at top speed for a couple meters, before he got tired and stopped.

"Vee! My feet hurt!" He whined, sitting down on the ground. "And I can't tie my shoelaces!"

How often did Ludwig have to do this? You wondered, as you bent down and wordlessly tied Feli's shoelaces.

"Yay! Grazie, ragazza!" He jumped up. "Let's keep going!"

You two kept walking, and soon your brother and his girlfriend were in sight again. You followed them until they reached a cliff. They turned and walked down a discreet path on the side, and you gulped, starting to follow. You had an insane fear of heights. If you had known they were going to start hiking, you wouldn't have followed.

However, Feli had different plans. "_______! I want to show you something!" He chirped, grabbing your hand again and pulling you towards the edge of the cliff.

You started panicking, digging your feet in the ground as he dragged you toward the edge.
"F-Feli! Why are yo-" You broke off into a scream as Feli, still gripping your hand tightly, dove off the cliff, taking you with him.

Of course, it was at this instant that you hit your head on the hard wooden floor of your room. You sat up, heart still pounding from the panic of falling- no, jumping- off the cliff. You got to your feet and peered at your bed.

Suddenly, you understood why you fell.

There was an Italian spread across your bed.
Okay, so I admit, you were probably hoping for a new chapter of Only a Little Crazy...
Well, I had a weird dream last night that was JUST like this (only with Alfred) so I wanted to write it :P
I also wanted to practice developing different personas owo Because apparently I usually write solely from my kind of persona. So, I'm going to write a few other random stories between chapters of Only a Little Crazy to practice that. BECAUSE I'M A COLLEGE-LEVEL ENGLISH STUDENT WRITER AND I MUST PRACTICE! :iconfinallyplz:
So, yeah. I AM working on the next chapter of Only a Little Crazy, I promise, I've just been super busy these past few days and it's been stressful and..yeah. I'm about halfway done, should be finished tomorrow.
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FELI~
I WAS SLEEPING AND EVERYONE KNOWS BETTR THEN 2 WAKE ME UP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Student General Artist
HEY HE SLEEP-PUSHED YOU OFF THE BED.
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I NO WHT THE FUCK MAN!?
HOW DOES GERMANY HANDLE WAKING UP WITH HIM IN HIS BED EVRY MORNING ITS A MYSTERY 2 THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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InsightfulPsychopath Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  New member
God damn it Feli, again?!
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NyanCat001 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
WHY CAN'T I GET A REAL LIFE FELI?!??! DX He's so cute I'm gonna die!!
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student General Artist
XDD
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SoundSoul1 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist
It would be war.. because I feel like I could be worthy of a wrestler when I am asleep.... It will be a long and tiring war..... Either that or I fell off my bed.
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student General Artist
XD Nice
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SoundSoul1 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist
He. :3
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Silvia-x-Gaara Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
haha great^^
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KandyRain Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Artist
so it was like...a dream? :O
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Yup. Which was caused by a certain Italian pushing reader out of bed.

...

Or, in the case of my actual dream that this was based on, my dog pushed me out of bed XD
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KandyRain Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Artist
XDDDD omg! lol I only have a hamster, unless it randomely got really big and nibbled my bed with it's razor teeth and i fall in a hole bahaha
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student General Artist
XD My dog weighs about 1/3 of my weight...XD 40 pounds. And yet he STILL pushes me out of bed
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KandyRain Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Artist
O.o jeez, either it's on purpose or he has a weird game he liekes to play to push everyone out of bed! :D Or he likes to hog the bed like a boss! XD
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student General Artist
No, he genuinely likes to push people out of bed xD
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KandyRain Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012   Artist
EVIL DOGGEH!!! LOL
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:iconfire-remorros:
Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student General Artist
He is! >> Silly Buddy.
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TheRealParisBonnefoy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
One Question, How did He get into Me and Frere(brother) Frances house? xD over Antoinette,Marie, and Lilli?
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student General Artist
He's Italy! XD How does he get into Germany's house while crossing through Switzerland and getting past Germany's five dogs? xD
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TheRealParisBonnefoy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
True.. True..
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heart-of-oyster Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student General Artist
ouch! i am the one who usually kicks during the night!
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student General Artist
What a war that would be if you were with Ita XD
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heart-of-oyster Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student General Artist
:lol:
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MMD-AskAndorra Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012
And just when you think you're about to die you realize you were just pushed out of your bed by an italian. :iconlaughingplz: LOGIC!!!
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
If I fall off a cliff somehow, that's what I'll tell myself.

[pictures this]
Me: [hiking] Ladida, here I am, hiking on the edge of a mountain...tralala YAHOHOTRALALALA.:iconohvreneliplz:
[falls off cliff]
NO WORRIES IT'S JUST A DREAM AND AN ITALIAN PUSHED ME OUT OF BED.
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MMD-AskAndorra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
lol XD awesome and just because you said that it shall come true! O_o remember it's just an italian~ :iconsexyitalyplz:
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student General Artist
IT BETTER BE A CUTE ITALIAN XD
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MMD-AskAndorra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
And now to find a non-cute italian *looks around* :iconsexyitaly2plz::iconhawtromanoplz::iconseborga: ...I don't think they exist.
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student General Artist
XD Too true. :icongrandparomeplz:
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MMD-AskAndorra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
Lol and that's right :iconohpervyromeplz: the man that created the italians.~ X3
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Ohgawd that icon...xD
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TheTroll858 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist
xDDD this was amazing~! and the ending really Feli? x3
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Feli definitely seems like the kind who would kick in his sleep, right? xD Ludwig's a rock, so he wouldn't notice, but any normal person would, I'm sure XD
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TheTroll858 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist
xD I must agree on that but Im used to Feli kicking in his sleep .3. but KICKING ME OFF THE BED?! THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY?! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY FELI!
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Tsktsk [shakes head] THAT ITALIAN.
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY :iconamericapartyhardplz:
Italy should give you pasta to make up for it! Real pasta, not dream pasta! XD
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TheTroll858 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist
Yes.excatly my point xDDD and a birthday kiss ;D //SHOT xDDD
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes! Birthday pasta with a candle in it and a birthday kiss! XD
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TheTroll858 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist
that'll be the best birthday yet
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ZheAwesomePrussiaGil Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ahahaha I could so see alfred doing this too XD
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Except Alfred's so strong he would probably send you flying across the room XD
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ZheAwesomePrussiaGil Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
ahahahah that's so true! :iconawesomebeamplz: because he's that awesome
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I love America XD

However.

:iconeyebrowbeamplz:
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ZheAwesomePrussiaGil Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
however???
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:iconfire-remorros:
Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
However. IGGYBROW ATTACK XD
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ZheAwesomePrussiaGil Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
OH NOES!!! :iconbrowbeamsplz:
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconkolbeamplz:
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SilverTree10 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
wow.. thius is amazing~
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Fire-Remorros Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Thank you! XD I'm going to do a few of these...to practice different personas
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ItsLandOfOOOTime Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww! Italy!!! Hehe, I have weird dreams about Hetalia too. I'm glad I'm not the only one!!
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